so young and lovely
my name is sarah, and I am currently nineteen years of age. Photography is my love and you are my subject. I am afraid of butterflies and rejection and I eat cupcakes with a fork. I have an undying love for Adam Young, or more commonly known as Owl City. I have a passion for many artists, but nobody can even come close to Adam. I FINALLY met him on 09.15.12 <3 I can listen to a song on repeat for days and I can't get sick of it, it's impossible for me to grow tired of any music. It gets me through the day. I also have a special love for Mumford&Sons, Death Cab, Coldplay and Lana Del Rey. If I could marry seth cohen I would. I am liberated by Mother Monster and will be her Little Monster forever. I am one of the biggest Harry Potter fans you will ever come across....ever. We are the POTTER generation. 01.26.12 I met Daniel Radcliffe <3. I am also a Nerdfighter, DFTBA! But back to my love for photography--I cannot go on with out it, I see through the lens of a camera, even when I am not looking through one. Check out my work, and maybe you'll see the magic in it that I do, http://www.flickr.com/sarahzanonphotography
for you glen coco
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.
Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING:
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?:
On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
Tuesday, 10 - 04 - 2012
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