so young and lovely

my name is sarah, and I am currently nineteen years of age. Photography is my love and you are my subject. I am afraid of butterflies and rejection and I eat cupcakes with a fork. I have an undying love for Adam Young, or more commonly known as Owl City. I have a passion for many artists, but nobody can even come close to Adam. I FINALLY met him on 09.15.12 <3 I can listen to a song on repeat for days and I can't get sick of it, it's impossible for me to grow tired of any music. It gets me through the day. I also have a special love for Mumford&Sons, Death Cab, Coldplay and Lana Del Rey. If I could marry seth cohen I would. I am liberated by Mother Monster and will be her Little Monster forever. I am one of the biggest Harry Potter fans you will ever come across....ever. We are the POTTER generation. 01.26.12 I met Daniel Radcliffe <3. I am also a Nerdfighter, DFTBA! But back to my love for photography--I cannot go on with out it, I see through the lens of a camera, even when I am not looking through one. Check out my work, and maybe you'll see the magic in it that I do, http://www.flickr.com/sarahzanonphotography
ย for you glen coco


  • This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
  • -------------------------
  • NAME: Greg Bulmash.
  • SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
  • DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
  • DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
  • EDUCATION: Yes.
  • LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
  • SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
  • MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
  • REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
  • HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
  • MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
  • DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
  • HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
  • DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
  • WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
  • DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
  • SIGN HERE: Aries.
Tuesday, 10 - 04 - 2012

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